Day 1

when you open an advent calendar you get three things:
1 - a piece of low grade chocolate made of sugar, flavouring and "brown" (I dont know where they extract brown colourant from, and I don't care to know either)
2 - a surprise, your unchocolatey chocolate comes in the shape of some random shit item that usually appears to have nothing at all to do with xmas, for example a car or teddy bear. If its suppossed to be gift shapes then why dont you get an xbox 360 chocolate in there, or one shaped like a can of beer?
3 - a gift, seeing as this is online we can't actually physically give you the gift of one of our SF branded "choc-chocs super candy", so we'll replace it with the gift of song.

Each day you'll get a small table featuring all three of these things. Firstly a picture of chocolate to remind you what you are missing, and to make you look in your empty fridge for unsavoury ungoodness. there will also be a random picture that represents the thing that our chocolate would be shaped like if we were making a real calendar. finally you'll get one or more MP3 files, these will probably be as random and stupid as the whole terrible idea of doing an online advent calendar.

Chocolate Of The Day:	Image of the day:	Sound(s) of the day:
it's a curlywurly	it's a shop in france, that's really a giant vending machine	The Advent 0:32 theres a line about going on an adventure but one without an end. if you dont reach the end of adventure you get...advent. I am a fucking dick.