Day 13 - Triskaidekaphobia.
Chocolate Of The Day: Image of the day: Sound(s) of the day:
it's a savory sausage wrapped in a chocolate pancake - Mmmmm, tasty!! :
it's someone folding a ten pound note to make the queen look silly :
it's not very good because the ear doesnt line up, the person who did this must have been stupid.
Thanks to the wonders of the internet I can pretend to know things about stuff.
Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number 13. Yesterday My friend (Dr. W Pedia) and I were chatting over a game of chess, whilst listening to a game of croquette being played on the radio, my friend let me know that the reason for the number 13 being bad luck is largely unknown. Obviously I already knew this and put forward some theories of my own, one of which was that the number 13 is the 6th prime number, and obviously 6 (when repeated) is the number of the beast. Mr Pedia laughed, and pointed out that some boring person many years ago had procrastinated over the problem and come to the very same conjecture. I groaned and sipped my tea, "my dear Dr Pedia, they were surely not as great as I, and now they have surely passed away, which makes them irrelevant" we laughed for hours together about how pointless dead people are, citing the negligible impact they have on our lives as the primary reason.
We then got on to stupid people, we believe that these "idiots"us should pay their taxes to us so we can move to a big island where idiots can't go, this would make us happy, and make the idiots feel better about themselves, because Dr Pedia and I wouldn't be gallivanting around making them look bad with our super-brains.
The opinions listed above do not reflect those of sludgefeast, but Dr. W Pedia, The combined IQ of sludgefeast is 6
Today's song features the return of the clarinet. Lyrics -
"You aint got no luck, defy explanation, a' come on,
Mother fucker y'r fucked, you got superstition, a' come on.
Mother fucker its a door to deception, god damn it's an optimal prime, I'm no mother fucking mathematician, but triple six is the fucking sign.
Mother fucker numeric collection, god damn it's an optimal prime, I'm no mother fucking mathematician, prime number six in line"
